living life altered II

The Epiphany (and a pathetic, whiny diatribe!)

The Epiphany (and a pathetic, whiny diatribe!)

Ya’ll, this blog entry is going to be pathetic. Whiny. Pissy. Woe-is-me. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Why? Because I am at a serious turning point in my life and, well, I am having a midlife pity party. Usually, I try to be the life of the party, all “WOO HOO’s” and sticking my bewbies out- wait, that was only ONE time, when I […]

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BUBBLES! (and texture)

BUBBLES! (and texture)

Y’all!  I have been MIA for-ever. I made it through the holidays with some partial sanity, THANK THE GOOD LITTLE BABY JESUS! I even skipped past all that ‘New Year, New You’ crap. I mean, really? You get a “new” chance every. single. day.  Why wait a whole year? Except that excuse to eat lots of yumminess for a whole 365…hmmm, maybe now I get […]

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Happy Holidays? Nope. Hateful Holidays.

Happy Holidays? Nope. Hateful Holidays.

Each year about this time, I put the Grinch, or Scrooge or some ridiculous, “I HATE CHRISTMAS” as my profile on Facebook. Then I get bombarded with “Oh, honey, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!” or “Stop being a Scrooge!”    Y’all, those particular persons can go suck donkey balls!   Since I have had several inquiries as to why I hate the holidays, […]

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Let’s Talk “SQUIRREL”, shall we?

Let’s Talk “SQUIRREL”, shall we?

Y’all!  I am dying over here. Like, seriously, with all the politicking and holidays and family and shopping and cooking and just CRAP TO DO, I am going to be prone on a stretcher soon. My mind is racing like a Nascar circle track…wait, are all of them circles??  Anyhow, my brain is in overload. I am actually hiding it quite well, acting all calm […]

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I’m No Longer a Virgin

I’m No Longer a Virgin

GUESS WHAT!  GUESS!  Guess again!  One more time!  Hell, I will just tell you! —>>> I’m no longer a virgin. Ha! A video virgin, y’all! Seriously…get your mind out of the gutter! The Big V is long gone. As for the loss of video virginity, well, I made my first ever REAL vid. I even put it on YouTube. Now, I am not saying it’s […]

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That’s My Kind of Crack!

That’s My Kind of Crack!

     Y’ALL! My crack addiction is getting out of control. Not like REAL crack, but like art stuffs.  Art supplies are my drug of choice. I am on a tight budget so most of the stuff I get is on clearance or on sale.  I have always been one to make do with what I have and this has caused me to get very, very […]

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Let Your Freak Flag Fly!

Let Your Freak Flag Fly!

  Ha! This cracks me up! It makes me wanna refresh my lipstick and rebrush my teeth because my lips now feel tacky and dry. Ugh!  Gimme some Chapstick. That Prozac Gal used to be me. All smiles. All fake happy. That dry-lipped, tacky-toothed chick who was always willing to please, to say yes, to give “110%” and be a team player. The perfectly happy, chipper, […]

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